Abominable Friendster Profiles I

October13

I just finished reading Neil Gaiman’s American Gods and so while waiting for Filezilla to finish deleting some of my uploaded files I decided to search FRIENDSTER for profiles containing the word EMO.

Based on the profiles that came up on the results page, it seems most of the self confessed EMO lovers are mute since they constantly need to communicate by means of hand gestures like in Kapwa Ko Mahal Ko. Either that or they have some sort of neurological disorder like Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis or Parkinson’s Disease.

And of course who wouldn’t fail to notice the shoutouts. Oh yes, most shoutouts say ADD ME UP… showing their vain attempt to reach out to the world that continuously rejects them. Awww…

Here are some of the profiles that assaulted my eyes…